Weddings 2

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy ~ Gary Busey

There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved ~ George Sands

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot ~ author unknown

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble ~ Raymond Hull

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same ~ Oscar Wilde

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest ~ Irwin Corey

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. ~ Mickey Rooney

Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry ~ Tom Mullen

Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper ~ Scottish Proverb

Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution? ~ Groucho Marx

The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding ~ Oscar Wilde

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce ~ Groucho Marx

Religion

"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money"


....it's all about your perception