Saturday, March 28, 2009

Final Fantasy

God it's been an ongoing battle for over half a decade between us. And now I just cant help but do it cuz its fucking funny.

JaxDiva is there sumwhere deep in cyberspace that can give me background stories on those aeons? i'm just so CURIOUS. i'm talking to *you* King!! =p
tristanking19@jaxdiva, we will NOT still play FFX in 2009!

i know there are final fantasy lovers out there. I'm just such a fan of the beauty that was in the colors of Bahamut & Ifrit...and I just wanna know the back story of Anima with the friggin chain of Mother Mary around his neck. Someone somewhere just has to know.

Tulips

"What's better than roses on your piano? Tu-lips on your organ!" - Rape Ghost, Robot Chicken

ahhh, double entendres

Friday, March 27, 2009

Our Time

"Remember him. Me. All of this. This was our time to be children." - Arturo, Miracle at St. Anna


I cried. I dont believe children should ever. ever. be robbed of their childhood for any reason. There's no justification in my book. And it depresses me.

The Leader

"If the dogs are barking at your heels, you know you're leading the pack." stolen with fervor from CharmUrSoxOff. go stalk his twitter. like a true soldier. he wont mind in the least.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Differences

"A pat on the back is not far removed from a kick in the pants, but there is a mighty difference in the way you feel after"

A-Rod

Gabe - Bell's Palsy
Me - Duh. They gave me steroids so i'm gonna be A-Rod aggressive for about a week

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

See

"Go as far as you can see. When you get there, you'll see farther." - Mr. Lucky

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Death warmed over.com

Some highlights:

"YOU MAD?? lol" - TK

"Hangover City....population: you"- Mase

"Yo I wanna do something today"-Theron
"How bout you write my eulogy" - Joel

"Do you have a hangover"- Charnelle
"I have a lifeover"- Joel


"They gave him a picnic table, when Obama is president." - NewJack

"Did you call me puertorican?" - Ciara
"O god dont kill me please. Go DR" - Me

"Cause I spit hot fire!!, Who are the 5 greatest rappers alive? Dylan, DY-LAN, Dylan Dylan Dylan."

"shouts to the 43rd street crips. all day baby..really though" - Linette

"Fitti: Shout out to 50 cent's line of diapers!" - TK

"Cackling like a Disney Villian, call me Jafar, bitches." - TK

"Yeah.. I know who you are.. we MET before. Do you know WHO I am??" - TK

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Intentions

"Listen: if either of us ever gave you the impression that we care, then i apologize. That was not our intention" - Scrubs



Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy Endings

"There are no happy endings, because nothing ever ends" - The Last Unicorn




talk about a different perspective...makes u think

Monday, March 16, 2009

Interest

Spongebob: it was nice knowing u pal

Patrick: i know, i'm an interesting guy




....who says spongebob is just a gay show?

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Royale

Vesper - I just want you to know James; if all that was left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever met


Bond - ....that's because u know what I can do with my little finger


...flithy

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Ugly Betty

Back story - so ugly betty & her boss man r having a convo abt this girl he loves that is dying evidently. of course, he's not happy abt it. so he wants more time with her, & betty's like 'u just cant'. he responds 'thats just not good enough'. & so she says to him:

'sometimes, you dont get more time with someone, sometimes u just have to be happy with the time that u do get.'


I dont know why it took Ugly Betty for it to click with me but, I guess I'll take him as i've got him now. And if i'm still here when he wants more, all the better ^_^

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Simpsons

"You take a long time to say nothing" - Homer Simpson


So. many. people. DO.

Time

"A paycheck is basically you, getting something back for your time" - From G's To Gents

I wish I could remember the Rev's name, but I like his quote. And as soon as I get his name, he's getting his due props.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Truth

"Speak the truth, but leave immediately after" - Slovenian Proverb


if that wasnt the coolest, funniest, realest, most serious quote ever. that's talk of real truth. not the sugar kind. lol

Monday, March 9, 2009

Haiku

Inhale deeply. Pause.
Gracefully collect your thoughts.
Write, publish, exhale.


...i found this on an Oct '08 blog made by the fine folks of blogger. This is a salute to all of my blogger buddies out there. Keep blogging! =)

Experience

"Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." - Aldous Huxley

I agree. After all, they say that the approach u take in life, is what makes and molds it. Shapes it even. Isn't it true?

Friday, March 6, 2009

Boob Fire

"wait, what? don't tell a woman to cover her boobs. ever. i don't care if they are on fire." - Life and Times of Tim


i hope they bring this show back for a second season. it was so push-the-limit outrageously funny. every week.

Touchy

"there are two things in the world that last longer than time. love is one of them"


very deep quote. ..but my curiosity has me ub3r obsessed with what the other is. does anyone really know?

Uptown?

"who named them uptowns?"
"...some guy that couldn't find them in his downtown neighborhood"


...thats how i felt about it. they're just sneakers to me. lol

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Animal Crossing

"i lent my glasses case to Iggy, nickname 'dandruff', cuz she's all about flaking"


who knew they had it in them? its not just for the kiddies

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The Edge

"if you aint living on the edge, you're taking up too much space" - Shitkicker (stats - allergic to pussies, addicted to love, life expectancy - better than God!) .....Feast III

Til it's Gone

"You don't know what you've got until it's gone"


conversely.....


"You don't know what you've been missing until it arrives"

Southern Proverbs

"Cant kill anything and nothing wont die" - never mind the bad grammar and the actual words used, take it out of literal and put it into context. basically "cant win for losing". love it =0)


and, introduced to me when it came to talks of OJ (runner-up Plax-lax) "the dumbest thing to ever shit between two shoes" - evidently, waaaaaaay back in the day, like in the times when pops was growing up (cuz he's like 80), people actually used to just squat, and shit.


learn your history folks...

Monday, March 2, 2009

Charged or Horny?

Enter away message"lately i've been feeling a little...erotically charged."

"....is that college talk for 'horny'?"


Rachel to Joey on what pregnancy is doing to her hormones....priceless

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Snow

Dad - "you should have seen pictures they showed of all the snow in the south"

Me - "....i'm mad u just said 'snow' and 'south' in the same sentence!"


...snow isnt allowed past the Mason-Dixon line. for any reason