Oscar Mayer

Optimum Triple Play

i just thoroughly enjoy this song. i cant help but get up and do the steps. every time.

Wanting

Kurt Cobain - "Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are."

Prisoners

"Men are not prisoners of fate, but prisoners of their own minds" Franklin D. Roosevelt

M.E. weddings

in the middle east, they give 5 almonds as wedding wishes - they represent health, happiness, wealth, fertility, and longevity.

Wade...

"See i dont work within the exact boundaries of the law because I wasnt consulted when the goddamn laws were made" - Ryan Reynolds, Waiting


...that man is a God in everything he does

No humor?

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs, jolted by every pebble in the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Friend

A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same - Elbert Hubbard

Blessed

Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another - George Eliot

Beauty and Truth

"The ideas that have lighted my way have been kindness, beauty, and truth" - albert einstein

Success

You always pass failure on the way to success - Mickey Rooney

Behaviour issues

its an affront to the very delicacy of my nature - "To Wong Foo"

That boy Tommy just didnt know how to treat a lady....

Mind Over Matter

Our greatest battles are that with our own minds. - Jameson Frank

How far?

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T.S. Eliot

Flowers

Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Webs

The web of our life is of a mingled yarn, good and ill together. - Williams Shakespeare

Confidence

"Get to know me, i'm amazing" - Roger Smith


i am amazing though. Confidence without the cockiness.

Button

For what it's worth: it's never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There's no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you're proud of. If you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.



....I adore Benjamin Button for all of it's life lessons.

Respect

Respect yourself and others will respect you - Confucius

Gratitude

Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow. - Melody Beattie

Living

We live by admiration, hope and love. - William Wordsworth

Wisdom

Knowing others is intelligence. Knowing yourself is true wisdom - Lao Tse

Guys and Girls

A guy says to his girl, "tell me something that will make me happy and make me mad at the same time." She responds "U got the biggest dick outta all ur homeboys!"

Example

"Example is not the main thing in influencing others, it is the only thing." - Albert Schweitzer

Kindness

"The essence of love is kindness" - Robert Louis Stevenson

Oreos

An Oreo Frosty from Wendys should be added to one of the seven deadly sins. Oreos and icecream are so good only the devil could have possibly combined two amazing flavors into one taste sensation. - Joshen

Benches

it's not a quote, but damn


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net>

For Jax

Jose: "Your personality and the way in which you carry yourself leaves whoever has the chance to meet you with an impact like that of a child receiving a gift for the first time"

I was feeling kind of sad, kind of down, and Jose came up with this, to make me feel better. And i'll love him forever for it.

Uncovered

"Smile at what used to be
The glory and the agony
Smile at a memory
Smile at your enemies,
A smile finally saved me, found me and repaid me
For all the time that Ive put in
And now Im smiling back again
So Just smile for a while
Even if you don't mean it"

"Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone`s eyes."

Unknown

If you ever said you missed me don't say you never lied.

I am beautifully broken & I dont care if I show it.

"never speak in absolutes; everything in life is relative"


these are so old - pushing 2005 or older - that i dont remember where they came from, but i like them

Dance Flick

Thomas - there aint no I in team.
A-Con - there aint? what about group?
Thomas - not in group either.
A-Con - crew?
Thomas - uh-uh.
A-Con - gang?
Thomas - no.
A-Con - I-nsemble?
Thomas - you just mispronounced that word to make it sound like it had an I in it.

The Funnies

My friend doesnt know that I call his puppy "alcohol". So he doesn't understand why I laugh so hard when i tell him "I abuse alcohol." - Yassir

Shoplifting is an inexpensive hobby. - Explosm

connect five nigga, we play by my rules!! - JDTurk

Outside the Box

"love...it doesnt matter what form it takes..." - Laa

because I think people should be able to experience true love & happiness, whether its w/a guy or girl

Work Ethics

"Oh. Gabe's in the bathroom. Shitting his life away" - G2

"I'm letting you know now - if my driver runs late, i'ma punch u in ya kidney and make you pee on yaself" - Stev

"I wanna stab u one day"- Yube "You did that already!" - G

You know, I hate you. Like, all the time - G

English

"I think i need to just remove the situation from the situation" - Puff Daddy/Puffy/P. Diddy/Diddy, Making The Band 17


"the decision 2 tackle ruthie & not robin was made because robin is easilyer to convince" - Jenn, The Duel 2

Inspiration

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on - Carl Sandburg

happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence - Aristotle

life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third - Marge Piercy

Randoms Reloaded

"I live in my own little world, but its ok. they know me here"

"dear lord if u can't make me skinny, could you please make my friends fat?"

"I stimulate the economy one shoe store @ a time."

"I have not been the same since that house fell on my sister."

"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks."

Final Fantasy

God it's been an ongoing battle for over half a decade between us. And now I just cant help but do it cuz its fucking funny.

JaxDiva is there sumwhere deep in cyberspace that can give me background stories on those aeons? i'm just so CURIOUS. i'm talking to *you* King!! =p
tristanking19@jaxdiva, we will NOT still play FFX in 2009!

i know there are final fantasy lovers out there. I'm just such a fan of the beauty that was in the colors of Bahamut & Ifrit...and I just wanna know the back story of Anima with the friggin chain of Mother Mary around his neck. Someone somewhere just has to know.

Tulips

"What's better than roses on your piano? Tu-lips on your organ!" - Rape Ghost, Robot Chicken

ahhh, double entendres

Our Time

"Remember him. Me. All of this. This was our time to be children." - Arturo, Miracle at St. Anna


I cried. I dont believe children should ever. ever. be robbed of their childhood for any reason. There's no justification in my book. And it depresses me.

The Leader

"If the dogs are barking at your heels, you know you're leading the pack." stolen with fervor from CharmUrSoxOff. go stalk his twitter. like a true soldier. he wont mind in the least.

Differences

"A pat on the back is not far removed from a kick in the pants, but there is a mighty difference in the way you feel after"

A-Rod

Gabe - Bell's Palsy
Me - Duh. They gave me steroids so i'm gonna be A-Rod aggressive for about a week

See

"Go as far as you can see. When you get there, you'll see farther." - Mr. Lucky

Death warmed over.com

Some highlights:

"YOU MAD?? lol" - TK

"Hangover City....population: you"- Mase

"Yo I wanna do something today"-Theron
"How bout you write my eulogy" - Joel

"Do you have a hangover"- Charnelle
"I have a lifeover"- Joel

"They gave him a picnic table, when Obama is president." - NewJack

"Did you call me puertorican?" - Ciara
"O god dont kill me please. Go DR" - Me

"Cause I spit hot fire!!, Who are the 5 greatest rappers alive? Dylan, DY-LAN, Dylan Dylan Dylan."

"shouts to the 43rd street crips. all day baby..really though" - Linette

"Fitti: Shout out to 50 cent's line of diapers!" - TK

"Cackling like a Disney Villian, call me Jafar, bitches." - TK

"Yeah.. I know who you are.. we MET before. Do you know WHO I am??" - TK

Intentions

"Listen: if either of us ever gave you the impression that we care, then i apologize. That was not our intention" - Scrubs

Happy Endings

"There are no happy endings, because nothing ever ends" - The Last Unicorn




talk about a different perspective...makes u think

Interest

Spongebob: it was nice knowing u pal

Patrick: i know, i'm an interesting guy




....who says spongebob is just a gay show?

Royale

Vesper - I just want you to know James; if all that was left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever met


Bond - ....that's because u know what I can do with my little finger


...flithy

Ugly Betty

Back story - so ugly betty & her boss man r having a convo abt this girl he loves that is dying evidently. of course, he's not happy abt it. so he wants more time with her, & betty's like 'u just cant'. he responds 'thats just not good enough'. & so she says to him:

'sometimes, you dont get more time with someone, sometimes u just have to be happy with the time that u do get.'

I dont know why it took Ugly Betty for it to click with me but, I guess I'll take him as i've got him now. And if i'm still here when he wants more, all the better ^_^

The Simpsons

"You take a long time to say nothing" - Homer Simpson


So. many. people. DO.

Time

"A paycheck is basically you, getting something back for your time" - From G's To Gents

I wish I could remember the Rev's name, but I like his quote. And as soon as I get his name, he's getting his due props.

Truth

"Speak the truth, but leave immediately after" - Slovenian Proverb


if that wasnt the coolest, funniest, realest, most serious quote ever. that's talk of real truth. not the sugar kind. lol

Haiku

Inhale deeply. Pause.
Gracefully collect your thoughts.
Write, publish, exhale.


...i found this on an Oct '08 blog made by the fine folks of blogger. This is a salute to all of my blogger buddies out there. Keep blogging! =)

Experience

"Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." - Aldous Huxley

I agree. After all, they say that the approach u take in life, is what makes and molds it. Shapes it even. Isn't it true?

Boob Fire

"wait, what? don't tell a woman to cover her boobs. ever. i don't care if they are on fire." - Life and Times of Tim


i hope they bring this show back for a second season. it was so push-the-limit outrageously funny. every week.

Touchy

"there are two things in the world that last longer than time. love is one of them"


very deep quote. ..but my curiosity has me ub3r obsessed with what the other is. does anyone really know?

Uptown?

"who named them uptowns?"
"...some guy that couldn't find them in his downtown neighborhood"


...thats how i felt about it. they're just sneakers to me. lol

Animal Crossing

"i lent my glasses case to Iggy, nickname 'dandruff', cuz she's all about flaking"


who knew they had it in them? its not just for the kiddies

The Edge

"if you aint living on the edge, you're taking up too much space" - Shitkicker (stats - allergic to pussies, addicted to love, life expectancy - better than God!) .....Feast III

Til it's Gone

"You don't know what you've got until it's gone"


conversely.....


"You don't know what you've been missing until it arrives"

Southern Proverbs

"Cant kill anything and nothing wont die" - never mind the bad grammar and the actual words used, take it out of literal and put it into context. basically "cant win for losing". love it =0)


and, introduced to me when it came to talks of OJ (runner-up Plax-lax) "the dumbest thing to ever shit between two shoes" - evidently, waaaaaaay back in the day, like in the times when pops was growing up (cuz he's like 80), people actually used to just squat, and shit.


learn your history folks...

Charged or Horny?

"lately i've been feeling a little...erotically charged."

"....is that college talk for 'horny'?"


Rachel to Joey on what pregnancy is doing to her hormones....priceless

Snow

Dad - "you should have seen pictures they showed of all the snow in the south"

Me - "....i'm mad u just said 'snow' and 'south' in the same sentence!"


...snow isnt allowed past the Mason-Dixon line. for any reason

Rain

"into every life, a little rain must fall"

Influence

"never underestimate the influence your words and actions have on others" - i wish i knew who!

Academies

"You Commie, homo-loving sons of guns," joked Penn, who earned a surprise win over Mickey Rourke in the Best Actor race. And while the Prop 8 and political elements of Penn's speech weren't the least bit surprising, his admittance that "I want it to be very clear that I do know that I make it very hard to appreciate me, often" certainly was unexpected. And funny (because it's true).

Jack Black

"I make more money doing animation than doing live action ... each year I do one DreamWorks project, and then I take all the money to the Oscars and bet it on Pixar." – Jack Black on the secret of making big bucks in animated movies.

Soul Power

"To touch the soul of another human being is to walk on holy ground" - Stephen Covey

Love

"To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage." - Lao Tse

GHA

GRAND HEROIC AUTO
Take this, Jack Thompson: Video games can make us heroes! When her family's car flipped over, 11-year-old Audrey Plique helped get her parents and siblings out of the wreckage because -- get this -- she said she remembered from "Grand Theft Auto" that cars can blow up, which is dangerous. Never mind what she's doing playing "GTA" before she's gone through puberty, someone commend this incredible hero, this bad-ass of good deeds! And hey, maybe "Grand Theft Auto" is not good or bad -- it's just the center of the universe and teaches us everything, all that is possible. For this, oh godly creators at Rockstar, we thank thee for thy verisimilitude.

Start a fire and die

"everyone knows that 'cooking' in The Sims may as well be called 'start a fire and die'" - i cosign that one

Boondocks

"Last week in lunch, Riley says to a classmate 'can a nigga borrow a french fry?' And my first thought wasn't 'omg he said the word. the n-word', it was 'now how is a nigga gonna borrow a fry? nigga is you gonna give it back?'" - Mr Petto

Video Game Remix - VDay Edition

Halo Amore

Rally your troops, create a battle plan and march them straight into her home base.(see the pun? see it? haha)

Actual Game Name: Halo Wars

Rejected V-Day Name: Halo Nurse!

- Libe Goad

Foamy

http://www.illwillpress.com/BAST22.html

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/483008

"you suck beyond any worldy definition of the word. you have actually created, and are now on a new interdimensional level of suck. thats how much u suck"

Looking

"dont search for it, but keep your eyes open"

Dante

"Beauty and intelligence are rarely conjoined" - Dante

"There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery." - Dante's Inferno

Truth

"The Truth is rarely pure and never simple" - Oscar Wilde

Idiot

in response to an AAR driver not knowing her bus cant be on the FDR drive

"CJ" (5:59:12 PM): lmao wow.... stroke of idiot that one was