Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy ~ Gary Busey
There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved ~ George Sands
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot ~ author unknown
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble ~ Raymond Hull
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same ~ Oscar Wilde
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest ~ Irwin Corey
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. ~ Mickey Rooney
Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry ~ Tom Mullen
Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper ~ Scottish Proverb
Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution? ~ Groucho Marx
The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding ~ Oscar Wilde
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce ~ Groucho Marx
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