Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
Academies
"You Commie, homo-loving sons of guns," joked Penn, who earned a surprise win over Mickey Rourke in the Best Actor race. And while the Prop 8 and political elements of Penn's speech weren't the least bit surprising, his admittance that "I want it to be very clear that I do know that I make it very hard to appreciate me, often" certainly was unexpected. And funny (because it's true).
Jack Black
"I make more money doing animation than doing live action ... each year I do one DreamWorks project, and then I take all the money to the Oscars and bet it on Pixar." – Jack Black on the secret of making big bucks in animated movies.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
GHA
GRAND HEROIC AUTO
Take this, Jack Thompson: Video games can make us heroes! When her family's car flipped over, 11-year-old Audrey Plique helped get her parents and siblings out of the wreckage because -- get this -- she said she remembered from "Grand Theft Auto" that cars can blow up, which is dangerous. Never mind what she's doing playing "GTA" before she's gone through puberty, someone commend this incredible hero, this bad-ass of good deeds! And hey, maybe "Grand Theft Auto" is not good or bad -- it's just the center of the universe and teaches us everything, all that is possible. For this, oh godly creators at Rockstar, we thank thee for thy verisimilitude.
Take this, Jack Thompson: Video games can make us heroes! When her family's car flipped over, 11-year-old Audrey Plique helped get her parents and siblings out of the wreckage because -- get this -- she said she remembered from "Grand Theft Auto" that cars can blow up, which is dangerous. Never mind what she's doing playing "GTA" before she's gone through puberty, someone commend this incredible hero, this bad-ass of good deeds! And hey, maybe "Grand Theft Auto" is not good or bad -- it's just the center of the universe and teaches us everything, all that is possible. For this, oh godly creators at Rockstar, we thank thee for thy verisimilitude.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Start a fire and die
"everyone knows that 'cooking' in The Sims may as well be called 'start a fire and die'" - i cosign that one
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Boondocks
"Last week in lunch, Riley says to a classmate 'can a nigga borrow a french fry?' And my first thought wasn't 'omg he said the word. the n-word', it was 'now how is a nigga gonna borrow a fry? nigga is you gonna give it back?'" - Mr Petto
Video Game Remix - VDay Edition
Halo Amore
Rally your troops, create a battle plan and march them straight into her home base.(see the pun? see it? haha)
Actual Game Name: Halo Wars
Rejected V-Day Name: Halo Nurse!
- Libe Goad
Rally your troops, create a battle plan and march them straight into her home base.(see the pun? see it? haha)
Actual Game Name: Halo Wars
Rejected V-Day Name: Halo Nurse!
- Libe Goad
Friday, February 13, 2009
Foamy
http://www.illwillpress.com/BAST22.html
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/483008
"you suck beyond any worldy definition of the word. you have actually created, and are now on a new interdimensional level of suck. thats how much u suck"
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/483008
"you suck beyond any worldy definition of the word. you have actually created, and are now on a new interdimensional level of suck. thats how much u suck"
Thursday, February 5, 2009
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