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If you ever said you missed me don't say you never lied.

I am beautifully broken & I dont care if I show it.

"never speak in absolutes; everything in life is relative"


these are so old - pushing 2005 or older - that i dont remember where they came from, but i like them

Dance Flick

Thomas - there aint no I in team.
A-Con - there aint? what about group?
Thomas - not in group either.
A-Con - crew?
Thomas - uh-uh.
A-Con - gang?
Thomas - no.
A-Con - I-nsemble?
Thomas - you just mispronounced that word to make it sound like it had an I in it.

The Funnies

My friend doesnt know that I call his puppy "alcohol". So he doesn't understand why I laugh so hard when i tell him "I abuse alcohol." - Yassir

Shoplifting is an inexpensive hobby. - Explosm

connect five nigga, we play by my rules!! - JDTurk

Outside the Box

"love...it doesnt matter what form it takes..." - Laa

because I think people should be able to experience true love & happiness, whether its w/a guy or girl

Work Ethics

"Oh. Gabe's in the bathroom. Shitting his life away" - G2

"I'm letting you know now - if my driver runs late, i'ma punch u in ya kidney and make you pee on yaself" - Stev

"I wanna stab u one day"- Yube "You did that already!" - G

You know, I hate you. Like, all the time - G

English

"I think i need to just remove the situation from the situation" - Puff Daddy/Puffy/P. Diddy/Diddy, Making The Band 17


"the decision 2 tackle ruthie & not robin was made because robin is easilyer to convince" - Jenn, The Duel 2

Inspiration

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on - Carl Sandburg

happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence - Aristotle

life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third - Marge Piercy

Randoms Reloaded

"I live in my own little world, but its ok. they know me here"

"dear lord if u can't make me skinny, could you please make my friends fat?"

"I stimulate the economy one shoe store @ a time."

"I have not been the same since that house fell on my sister."

"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks."

Final Fantasy

God it's been an ongoing battle for over half a decade between us. And now I just cant help but do it cuz its fucking funny.

JaxDiva is there sumwhere deep in cyberspace that can give me background stories on those aeons? i'm just so CURIOUS. i'm talking to *you* King!! =p
tristanking19@jaxdiva, we will NOT still play FFX in 2009!

i know there are final fantasy lovers out there. I'm just such a fan of the beauty that was in the colors of Bahamut & Ifrit...and I just wanna know the back story of Anima with the friggin chain of Mother Mary around his neck. Someone somewhere just has to know.

Tulips

"What's better than roses on your piano? Tu-lips on your organ!" - Rape Ghost, Robot Chicken

ahhh, double entendres