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If you ever said you missed me don't say you never lied.

I am beautifully broken & I dont care if I show it.

"never speak in absolutes; everything in life is relative"


these are so old - pushing 2005 or older - that i dont remember where they came from, but i like them

Dance Flick

Thomas - there aint no I in team.
A-Con - there aint? what about group?
Thomas - not in group either.
A-Con - crew?
Thomas - uh-uh.
A-Con - gang?
Thomas - no.
A-Con - I-nsemble?
Thomas - you just mispronounced that word to make it sound like it had an I in it.

The Funnies

My friend doesnt know that I call his puppy "alcohol". So he doesn't understand why I laugh so hard when i tell him "I abuse alcohol." - Yassir

Shoplifting is an inexpensive hobby. - Explosm

connect five nigga, we play by my rules!! - JDTurk

Outside the Box

"love...it doesnt matter what form it takes..." - Laa

because I think people should be able to experience true love & happiness, whether its w/a guy or girl

Work Ethics

"Oh. Gabe's in the bathroom. Shitting his life away" - G2

"I'm letting you know now - if my driver runs late, i'ma punch u in ya kidney and make you pee on yaself" - Stev

"I wanna stab u one day"- Yube "You did that already!" - G

You know, I hate you. Like, all the time - G

English

"I think i need to just remove the situation from the situation" - Puff Daddy/Puffy/P. Diddy/Diddy, Making The Band 17


"the decision 2 tackle ruthie & not robin was made because robin is easilyer to convince" - Jenn, The Duel 2

Inspiration

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on - Carl Sandburg

happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence - Aristotle

life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third - Marge Piercy

Randoms Reloaded

"I live in my own little world, but its ok. they know me here"

"dear lord if u can't make me skinny, could you please make my friends fat?"

"I stimulate the economy one shoe store @ a time."

"I have not been the same since that house fell on my sister."

"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks."